The Omnipresent

This is it - the Omnipresent. Some say it's the best club in all of New York - so wonderful, that it doesn't even need to be exclusive to keep all the 'unworthy' away. Others say it's where they met every single one of their lovers - in the back rooms, of course. The rest just say that it's just the best place to get a drink they know of; and once you know the Omnipresent, you never look for another.

However, in all actuality, the Omnipresent is simply the best bar, club, and hotel around. Their barman (though he prefers a much fancier term) knows every drink you could possible think of or make up - and then some. The music is current and bouncy, and the dance floor is simply huge. There aren't even stools - but nice, cushioned chairs ... however expensive they are.
And don't even get me started on those back rooms of theirs. Holy!

Best part of the Omnipresent? Cheap as fuck. Go crazy.